A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
2007-08-19 03:34:47 · 5 answers · asked by Sweety 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us."
"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will if those a$$holes at Home Depot ever deliver the f*cking sheet rock..."
2007-08-19 03:35:21 · update #1
yes it was great
2007-08-19 03:45:34 · answer #1 · answered by simone219 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha...that is funny.
i heard it a little differently...when her mom caught her swearing, she was going to spank her with a branch. she said 'now you go out back and find me a swtich'. the girl said 'f**k you! thats the electricians job!'
2007-08-19 04:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by Happy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweety-expected better things of you.
2007-08-19 10:40:06 · answer #3 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.....definitely funny.
2007-08-19 04:00:19 · answer #4 · answered by Paul L 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't call it Hilarious.
2007-08-19 03:42:58 · answer #5 · answered by INTOTEHasdffff 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋