Farmer smila lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
So one day Farmer smila called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens." "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said:
SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING
Three days later Farmer smila called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign:
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY
2007-08-19 03:17:31 · 17 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That really sped them up.. So Farmer smila called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?" The sheriff told him,"Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let the Farmer smila do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.
The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer smila. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer smila a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone. The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..."
2007-08-19 03:18:40 · update #1
So the sheriff drove out to Farmer smila's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:
NUDIST COLONY
Go slow and watch out for the chicks!
2007-08-19 03:19:09 · update #2
Hahahahahhahaha, it worked, but there was a few crashes when i stood there naked pmsl
2007-08-19 03:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-12 21:50:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that sounds to be right up smilas street, any excuse to get his kit off!!!!!!! pmsl
2007-08-19 04:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very well paced with an unexpected twist. I loved it!
2007-08-19 03:36:47 · answer #4 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol a nudist farm will stop them every time. star for you hun
2007-08-19 05:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Intelligent farmer. I would have slowed down to a full stop too..................
2007-08-19 03:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe sounds bout right ps where exactly is this farm?
2007-08-19 03:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i need to spend more time in this section
2007-08-19 03:34:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-08-19 03:29:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. Great joke!
2007-08-19 03:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by Lancelot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋