A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that is about to take off. Suddenly, the man sneezes. He unzips his pants and wipes himself off with his handkerchief. He zips up, and continues reading his magazine.
The woman cannot believe what she has just seen. Then he sneezes again, unzips, and wipes himself off again with the handkerchief.
The woman says, "Excuse me, sir, but that's disgusting and rude! If you do it again, I'm going to call the flight attendant and have you removed from this plane."
He says, "I'm so sorry that I've offended you. I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to orgasm every time I sneeze."
The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says with sympathy, "Oh you poor man, what are you taking for it?"
"Pepper," he answers.
2007-08-19 01:35:10 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahhaa Men!! any excuse to come out and play, even if it is a game of solitaire pmsl
2007-08-19 02:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im a multiple sneezer so i would have to leave the room....i literally sneeze 10 times in a row... not into buffets to many horror stories about them...
2016-05-17 06:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by jeana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's with all the stars? Lol, nice joke - I'd be even more funnier if it was real.
2007-08-19 07:16:08 · answer #3 · answered by Sasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOh, very good, huv a wee star fur giving me a chuckle!!
2007-08-19 02:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by Angela M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny..lol xx
2007-08-19 04:47:15 · answer #5 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His reserves must be running dry right about now
2007-08-19 02:03:38 · answer #6 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pepper the only thing in his case
2007-08-19 07:37:56 · answer #7 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhahahahahahhaa, if there's a cure i don't want it,lol.
Nice one Al.
2007-08-19 02:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one star is coming up
2007-08-19 02:28:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one again!
2007-08-19 03:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋