A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes I do." she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes I remember."
"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"
"Yes I do", she replied.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."
STAR if funny
2007-08-19 00:12:27 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok now i know who has my joke book xxx give it back xxx lol xxx
2007-08-19 03:53:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Brilliant
2007-08-19 00:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
lmao too funny, 10/10. star for you
2007-08-19 06:06:18 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wicked!
I'm sure when I tell my husband that one he will agree entirely!
Ha, ha, ha!
Thanks for the laugh, a star is on its way! *
2007-08-19 01:10:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Have heard before but it's good and deserves a star.
2007-08-19 00:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
You copied and pasted because I got that in an e-mail a couple years ago. I keep all my emails sweetheart, no star for no effort.
2007-08-19 00:20:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
20 years wow thats 3 life sentences here!
2007-08-19 00:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by TIGER_TELEGRAPH 2 · 5⤊ 3⤋
brilliant pmsl 10/10 x
2007-08-19 00:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
ha ha good 1
2007-08-19 02:04:22 · answer #9 · answered by Boulavogue 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'd give it a star, but I've heard that one before.
2007-08-19 00:16:56 · answer #10 · answered by Michael L 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Best joke I heard today so far. LOL
2007-08-19 04:10:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋