An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the top of the jar off."
2007-08-18 23:51:28 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What???that was great!I never expected that twist at the end....lol.Really funny.I was a fraid it was gonna be horrible at the end but thank god,you have exhibited your fine twisting skills!!lol...
Thanks for the laugh and here's your well earned star.
2007-08-22 00:30:08 · answer #1 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the twist.
2007-08-19 09:15:50 · answer #2 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A1+
2007-08-19 06:57:28 · answer #3 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it yesterday but still is quite funny
2007-08-19 09:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie, but goodie
2007-08-19 08:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by Some dude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! for a minute there I thought he was trying to get something else lol good one!
2007-08-19 06:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG that is THE funniest thing i have heard all week
2007-08-19 11:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lovely, absolutely brill XD lol
2007-08-19 06:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by *blink* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe. Funny twist there.
2007-08-19 06:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by Dexter08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha - didn't see that coming!
2007-08-19 06:54:09 · answer #10 · answered by Joyful97 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋