A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die."
"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."
"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood.
"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me."
"Oh, no, I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk.
2007-08-18 22:47:14 · 8 answers · asked by curious 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! That's funny, thanks.
Star for you.
2007-08-18 22:59:32 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's really funny. =D
2007-08-19 05:53:01 · answer #2 · answered by helapinoy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good.
Thanks
2007-08-19 10:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by thecharmedfive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2007-08-19 08:34:41 · answer #4 · answered by Some dude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-08-19 05:52:21 · answer #5 · answered by Mike B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, good one, but i dont have any legs!!
2007-08-19 07:23:41 · answer #6 · answered by Bob7k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-19 06:42:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Cute! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-08-19 05:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by Eudora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋