Men Rules!!!!!?

Question

We always hear "The Rules" From the female side.



Now here are the rules from the male side:

These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it

down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about
you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let
it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And, no, we are never going to think of it
that
way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
to
act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways

makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it
done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We
have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1 If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you
don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss
such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Answer 1

LOL! These rules are great!!! I forwarded them to my wife, I guess I'll be going camping tomorrow!!!
LOL. Thanks for sharing and a star for you.

Answer 2

I love how this opinion is just like a fact. Especially the part where you said that if they're asking a question but don't want an answer and get an answer they don't want. Man, this stuff is incredible. You get a star, and if you have a myspace, you should totally post this as a bulletin or something, because this has to be spread past Yahoo! answers.

Answer 3

i dont get how come hey are all numbered 1 :S

Answer 4

all i can say to u my friend is that man u ruleeeeeee. yup

Answer 5

i liked it here's your star

Answer 6

That's good...that's really good. And dude, I'm a girl...HAH!....wow...that is good

Answer 7

haha really funny

Answer 8

Preach, preach!!!!!

Answer 9

i thought this will b little it is too much