How you ask a man to do something makes all the difference. Women think that a subtle nuance or slight turn of phrase will have no effect whatsoever on the resolve of their mucho-macho muscular moron. It does! Which is why you should always use "would you" and "will you" instead of "could you" and "can you".
For example:
Do say: would you please take out the garbage?
Do not say: could you get off your big butt and do something around here? What am I, the maid?
Do say: would you like to go out to a nice dinner Saturday night?
Do not say: could you please take me to any restaurant that doesn't have the words "burger", "king" or "happy meal" in their advertising??
Do say: would you mind watching the kids while I take a night off with my girlfriends?
Do not say: could you, just for one night, watch the kids you helped spawn-that I never get a break from-ever! I haven't seen my friends in so long we wear name tags to identify ourselves.
2007-08-18 19:06:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do say: would you take me to a movie this week?
Do not say: could you prove to me you're not Velcroed to the couch and actually have the motor skills to take me to a motion picture? Something without Pamela Anderson in it.
Do say: would you like me to listen to you talk about your day some more?
Do not say: could you step up the filibuster, Sparky? Jeopardy is on in ten minutes.
Do say: would you consider getting a vasectomy?
Do not say: could you even imagine what it feels like taking birth control pills that make you feel like Attila the Hun one minute and Attila the Hun's evil twin the next minute? Do it or I'll do it FOR you!!
Do say: would you like to take a vacation?
Do not say: could you move out?
Do say: would you get out of my life?
Do not say: could you get out of my life?
Notice how different these two statements are. A man is much more likely to get out of your life if you say "would".
2007-08-18 19:06:58 · update #1
in my language seen as though its you thats asking 'would you please take out the garbage' becomes 'go and dont come back!'
2007-08-18 19:14:13 · answer #1 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Chris, Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! The do not say had me laughing and rolling on the floor. I Loved everyone of them. Thank You Chris for making my Night great!!! Something to sleep on hear shortly. Lol Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-08-18 20:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You put a lot of time into this.
Women will be women.
But I guess there's a method to a woman's madness.
Most of us men don't respond to kind ways of asking things.
Usually the questions start out nice. and we say "yeah i'll do it later" and we never do it. So theyre not all to blame.
Then the short fuses come,
2007-08-18 20:35:08 · answer #3 · answered by o11o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men know that this is a good joke and that it's worth a star. Men also know that supernova_xiaozhu should be given 10 points.
2016-05-17 05:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. The only advice I ever got about what not to do was:
What are two things a woman should never do on her wedding night? Answer: point and laugh
:-) bbjo.
2007-08-18 21:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant lmao 10/10 x
2007-08-19 00:14:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank u Very much for That Info i will try and use.
When i find a good MaN......
2007-08-18 19:24:35 · answer #7 · answered by ~ Jay ~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is full of good suggestions!
2007-08-18 19:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by Hari O 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hear hear.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Liked them Chris.!!!
2007-08-18 19:10:35 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't date you. but I could probably kick the crap out of you.
2007-08-18 19:18:56 · answer #10 · answered by lost 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋