What would you serve, and would you pull the chair out from under him when he was about to sit down?
And would you say grace? (See that? It *is* a religious question, lol.)
2007-08-18 18:06:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((beano)))
2007-08-18 18:25:58 · update #1
Whatever I served would be poisoned, yes I would yank the chair out and yes I would say grace.
2007-08-18 18:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by LaptopJesus 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ah, a problem. If I invited the man to our house in New York, my wife would not attend, nor any of our theatre, television, and movie friends. It is my house and I would be there because it is, and I would be polite, respectful of the office, and, inasmuch as I despise the man, speak only of trivial matters. To our beach house in California he would never be invited--it is for the two of us and my children by my first marriage. As to saying 'grace,' no. I am an atheist.
2007-08-19 01:33:22 · answer #2 · answered by Yank 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd invite you to come help me cook a special meal--your choice of menu. :)
I'd ask AVATARD to serve as a table waiter, just so she could "seat" the guest of honor.
Maybe Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton could say grace?
Shall we invite some of our R & S friends to dine with us as well?
It should be an entertaining evening, don't you think?
(((Serj))) lol
2007-08-19 01:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by beano™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because of a restraining order that I have in place, this would never happen. Hypothetically though- I don't even cook for my husband so Bush is getting nada, in a heartbeat and no.
2007-08-19 01:11:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
well he's a human
All humans needed to treated with respect (unless, they personally do something to you)
I would say grace; dinner guests won't ruin any sort of routine.
but i would not be afraid to question him
2007-08-19 01:15:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretzels.
2007-08-19 01:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Oh we would start things off with some Sodium Pentathol cocktails.
2007-08-19 01:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I would serve pretzels...think about it...
Rub a dub dub...thanks for the grub is the best he could hope for.
(OK for the dense, Gdub almost choked to death on one).
2007-08-19 01:12:05 · answer #8 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I do not entertain fools,cretins or imbeciles therefor the situation would never arise.
2007-08-19 01:12:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't allow him in my front door, let alone have him for dinner.
2007-08-19 01:12:44 · answer #10 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋