How can I make sure that I will go to Hell?

Question

Most my family members and my friends are either non-believer or non-religious at least. I assume they will all go straight to hell,
At the same time nasty people like mullahs and terrorist bombers and religious militia are the ones going to heaven,
It seems that heaven would be full I people that I can't stand while my loved ones will be in hell,
Is there anyway that I can make sure I will be going to hell after death and spend eternity with my family,
I don’t wanna be saved by any chance,
tanx

Answer 1

That's damn funny...
Violate all ten commandments repeatedly,
Blaspheme a bit,
Violate more of Gods laws,
Blaspheme a bit,
Play with the spells of the Necronomicon,
Blaspheme some more,
...oh wait, just commit suicide. The easy answer....

PS. There's another way to get to hell -- watch "Napoleon Dynamite."

Answer 2

I'm really sorry to disappoint you, but the best you can do is to go visit where "hell" USED to be.

The Tanakh doesn't mention "Hell", nor is that word in the the rest of the Christian bible's 'Old Testament'. Not in the original Hebrew.

It's Gehenna or Sheol, not "Hell".

The word Gehenna traces to Greek, ultimately from Hebrew: גי(א)-הינום Gêhinnôm (also Guy ben-Hinnom (Hebrew: גיא בן הינום)) meaning the Valley of Hinnom. The valley forms the southern border of ancient Jerusalem and stretches from the foot of Mt. Zion, eastward, to the Kidron Valley. It is first mentioned in Joshua 15:8.

Originally it referred to a garbage dump in a deep narrow valley right outside the walls of Jerusalem (in modern-day Israel) where fires were kept burning to consume the refuse and keep down the stench. It is also the location where bodies of executed criminals, or individuals denied a proper burial, would be dumped.


And I'm afraid that that particular trash dump isn't there anymore. But we can get you close - I understand that Detroit in the summer is awfully like "hell".

Make your travel plans early, and remember to allow at least 2 hours for check-in and security screening before your flight time.

Answer 3

If you want to go to Hell, follow this in Galatians 5:19-22:
"Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God. "

For the record:
Mullahs and terrorist bombers and religious militia are Wahabists, not true Muslims. They are not representative of the true spirit of Islam, and there is no place reserved in Heaven for someone who perverts God's will in such a way to justify their homicidal tendencies. The same goes with people of any religion who reach out with hate and judgmental behavior instead of charity, love, and kindness.

Before you seek to live a short life hurting others by doing those things, remember that not all of us who follow Christ are wackjob holy rollers looking to condemn you.

Answer 4

Mike is it? Well, Mike, even from this distance you seem to me a fine young man with wit and promise, and to be sure I wish you a long and happy life. May all your dreams come true! As to your loved ones going or being in Hell: No, lad, they are not. And however you work at it, you are not going to such a place either. You see, Mike, Hell does not exist, it was made up to keep believers scared out of their wits, and to keep them sending money to preachers and churches. So, relax, enjoy your life and your youth, meet a wonderful girl and be forever happy and well. Listen to me, now.

Answer 5

i wouldnt assume they are going to hell
i would just live my life and wait and see and if by some chance it happens that you end up in heaven you can always escape right?

Answer 6

And just HOW do you know that Mullahs and terrorists go to Heaven???????????????????????
It is not for YOU to say who is going to Heaven and who is going to Hell. And if you wanna go to hell, just carry on the way you are. But you will suffer in hell big time.

Answer 7

Hell based on the Biblical definition is seperation and then at the end a lake of fire. This to me means that before judgment the people will be alone, with no one to talk to and will know clear as day, that he or she had the chance to be with God.

But at the end when judgment comes, there will be fire, weeping, gnashing of the teeth, maggots... A terrible place, and who knows, you still could be alone.

Answer 8

Close your eyes... open your mind... and think "Hmm... Hell sure sounds stupid - it's an imaginary place!"... and then don't worry about not going there.

So, people who live good lives, are good people with good morals, volunteer, have families, have careers, happy lives... ALL go to Hell just for not believing? C'mon... try and be LESS JUDGEMENTAL.

Answer 9

Do nothing. Hell is a place for an unprepared people. But know this, in Hell u wont see anyone ever again. Hell is darkness. U will be in too much pain to talk to anybody anyways. U will hear screams and thats pretty much it for all eternity.

Answer 10

Islamic terrorists don't go to heaven.

Only those who receive Jesus Christ as their savior and Lord go to heaven.

You have a bad understanding of hell, you won't see your family, you will just be burned to death in horrible pain and it will be completely dark.