you cant use the letters "a" or "e"
2007-08-18 17:13:58 · 17 answers · asked by zim 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I will put jinx on you mon if you don't
2007-08-18 17:24:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
It is not your 10 points to gift. Goodnight!
2007-08-19 00:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by curious_boricua_soul 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This is odd.
I'm curious to know how this wows you or how it can occupy you.
It looks so you would think this 10 points is nothing.
But I do.
I wish you follow my prompting proposition. =]
Now.. I truly do..
2007-08-19 00:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by xBa.ll.eRx 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
bcus i m sitting hr trying not to us thos two lttrs nd its quit difficult
i dont vn know why im bothring to do this,
im just rlly xtrmly bord
nd this is in som wird wy ntrtining m
i cn hrdly rd wht im writing
bord bord bord
tn point pls?
:D
2007-08-19 00:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Six plus four points is not from your points. You just pick who it is for.
2007-08-19 00:32:18 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
bcuse im poor boy who ws bullid s child nd would only lik to gt som points to pls my mastr who will bt m if i dont. so i dsrv th points!
2007-08-19 00:36:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
i got jokes for u
Judge: Order order!
People: i order 1 ham with chese and 1 coke
Judge : ????
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Father: Jack did you push your brother down the stairs?
Jack: No, i only push him 1 step and he fell down the rest himself.
Father :...
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What you call fish with no eyes?
FSH
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Why is the turtle always get scolded?
BECAUSE he is always late.
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Why did the woman put lipstick on her forehead?
To make-up her mind.
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Why did the woman put her rollerskates on her rocking chair?
She want to rock and roll!
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What is a best way to catch a squirrel?
Act like a nut.
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What did the bird say to the fish?
Nice to eat you.
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What did you give to a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid
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Why cant you tell a joke to a ice berg?
It will crack up.
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How do sheeps get clean?
They baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath.
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Last joke.
A Woman waiting for her husband worried suddely he came back,
Wife :Finally you are back!
Husband: No this is my front(he turn) Then this is my back(he turn front again)
Wife: One of your workers was caught shopliftting!
Husband: My workers are strong but they NOT superman cannot lift a shop.
Wife: shoplifting means stealing...
Husband : what he steal.
Wife : a pencilsharper...
Husband :-.-''
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a girl was walking to school when a old man called her "hey girl can you climb up this tree and get me the fruit i'll pay u a dollar each". it was pretty early so the girl agreed. this happened for 3 days. on the third day, she went home telling her mom "hey mom this man gave me a dollar for each fruit i plucked". her mom went "are you stupid? he just want to see your underwear!!!!!"
and the girl said....
"phew that's lucky i didn't wear any!!!"
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process,
the computer advised him that he would now, need to
enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and
figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this
to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his
password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife
what he was entering by stating each letter out
loud as he typed:
P... E... N... I... S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH
2007-08-19 00:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by ღ_Chrome_ღ 3 · 1⤊ 6⤋
Cuz im cool
2007-08-19 01:16:45 · answer #8 · answered by 2h@n@ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i would "dig" it if you commit c44w 10 points
2007-08-19 00:25:41 · answer #9 · answered by c44w 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
They're not your points.
2007-08-19 02:00:33 · answer #10 · answered by lost 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋