time to have fun..........who makes you laugh the hardest on here?
For me.....bonsai bobby and squirrel and beano and "sometimes I crack myself up"........lol
2007-08-18 16:58:44 · 29 answers · asked by . 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh!!!and screwdriver of course you....
2007-08-18 17:04:39 · update #1
You gotta go way out of your way to make me laugh! That eye made me laugh at first but lately,,,,I gotta tell you, I need another color...that shade of blue reminds me of an old boyfriend....sure he had pretty eyes but he dumped me for a sleazy stick blond in a pair of hot red pants.....saw him the other day....not looking so good any more....use to look like Brad Pitt,,,,now he just looks like the pits....LOL
2007-08-18 17:09:14 · answer #1 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2007, it will begin offering customers a new discount item ---- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2.00 - $5.00 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. "But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a white meat.
2007-08-19 01:39:00 · answer #2 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Secondly squirreling, Sips With Fist and Pangloss crack me up.
2007-08-19 00:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tragic Typos
2007-08-19 02:27:32 · answer #4 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IWF, our beloved penguin, under any other name would still walk funny. I try to give her the best funny answers to her non-serious questions. I am trying to see if I can make her laugh really hard while she is taking a sip of milk to see if I can get the milk to come out her nose.
Penguin, has my dream come true yet?
2007-08-19 00:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know I have no sense of humor, but I seem to enjoy myself the most when you, Uncle Wayne, Gawdzilla and Avatard are in the forum. Oops, can't forget Ramjet.
2007-08-19 00:04:06 · answer #6 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't a funny answer to no question. What good is a punch line with out a set up.
2007-08-19 00:01:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are too many!
Lately Love Yahoo questions have been giving me the giggles...especially the A&F model.
2007-08-19 00:03:02 · answer #8 · answered by KS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad squirrel and second squirrelling, Though I think they are one in the squirrel duality.
2007-08-19 00:05:40 · answer #9 · answered by Arnon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alert!!! Serious answer, sorry........
........bonsai bobby and Avatard.
YOU think I'm funny?
You THINK I'm funny?
You think I"M funny?
You think I'm FUNNY?
Choose from the above retorts the one that best expresses what you think I'm saying to you right now.
And do you think I'm being serious when I say it?
(((TTC!!)))
2007-08-19 00:56:42 · answer #10 · answered by beano™ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋