Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. "Johnny," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?" "My daddy said it," he responded. "Well, that doesn't matter," explained the teacher. "You don't even know what it means." "I do, too!" Little Johnny retorted. "It means the car won't start."
2007-08-18 15:20:58 · 23 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! That's pretty good!!!
2007-08-25 10:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process,
the computer advised him that he would now, need to
enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and
figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this
to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his
password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife
what he was entering by stating each letter out
loud as he typed:
P... E... N... I... S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH
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2007-08-18 23:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by ღ_Chrome_ღ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
Johnny, It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
2007-08-18 22:45:59 · answer #3 · answered by Me 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-19 00:03:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-26 10:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by AytymnRain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-08-22 19:25:06 · answer #6 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-26 19:41:04 · answer #7 · answered by Will B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. extra cute. star for you
2007-08-24 19:50:18 · answer #8 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's wild!
2007-08-24 00:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very cute
2007-08-19 02:11:06 · answer #10 · answered by angelbabies969702 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋