There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good
2007-08-18 14:37:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EARTH,FIRE,WATER,WIND
Judge: Order order!
People: i order 1 ham with chese and 1 coke
Judge : ????
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Father: Jack did you push your brother down the stairs?
Jack: No, i only push him 1 step and he fell down the rest himself.
Father :...
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What you call fish with no eyes?
FSH
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Why is the turtle always get scolded?
BECAUSE he is always late.
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Why did the woman put lipstick on her forehead?
To make-up her mind.
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Why did the woman put her rollerskates on her rocking chair?
She want to rock and roll!
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What is a best way to catch a squirrel?
Act like a nut.
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What did the bird say to the fish?
Nice to eat you.
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What did you give to a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid
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Why cant you tell a joke to a ice berg?
It will crack up.
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How do sheeps get clean?
They baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath.
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Last joke.
A Woman waiting for her husband worried suddely he came back,
Wife :Finally you are back!
Husband: No this is my front(he turn) Then this is my back(he turn front again)
Wife: One of your workers was caught shopliftting!
Husband: My workers are strong but they NOT superman cannot lift a shop.
Wife: shoplifting means stealing...
Husband : what he steal.
Wife : a pencilsharper...
Husband :-.-''
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a girl was walking to school when a old man called her "hey girl can you climb up this tree and get me the fruit i'll pay u a dollar each". it was pretty early so the girl agreed. this happened for 3 days. on the third day, she went home telling her mom "hey mom this man gave me a dollar for each fruit i plucked". her mom went "are you stupid? he just want to see your underwear!!!!!"
and the girl said....
"phew that's lucky i didn't wear any!!!"
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process,
the computer advised him that he would now, need to
enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and
figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this
to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his
password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife
what he was entering by stating each letter out
loud as he typed:
P... E... N... I... S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH
2007-08-18 17:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by ღ_Chrome_ღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Water, Earth, Fire and Wind
2007-08-18 14:45:13 · answer #2 · answered by kenzie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheese. this is interior the refrigerator at nighttime, and is in my abdomen (long gone) for the period of the day. it may waft on the sea... and that i do no longer think of that it soaks in water... it may get moist nevertheless...
2016-10-10 12:30:40 · answer #3 · answered by barta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Riddles give me a headache, and make me throw-up.
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2007-08-18 21:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the four elements, water, fire, earth and wind.
2007-08-18 14:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by Birdlegs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋