Two ladies were sat in cubicles next to each other in the public toilets having a poo.
"Aaaaaaalfie's learning to play the piiiiiiiiano" said the first lady
"Ooooooh is he. What's he leeeearning to plaaay?" asked the second lady
"He's leeeearning to play Beeeeeethovens fiiiifth symphoney" replied the first lady.
"Oooooooooooooooooooohooh that's a hard piece"
2007-08-18 12:32:54 · 15 answers · asked by Teejay 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Was that Beethoven's filth symphony? lol
2007-08-18 12:40:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
As bad as the world is today drugs, crime,government greed and corruption a fart joke might just be the answer. One thing that you might want to do is change the subject of the joke maybe to a blonde joke or a political joke. You know some people think that their bowel movements, or their irregularity might be funny because commercials target this group of people, just look at that toilet paper commercial about the bears that crap in the woods joke.
2016-05-17 04:12:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's going on the ladies cubicles at work!!!
Very funny, keep them coming lol!!!
2007-08-18 12:43:15 · answer #3 · answered by Mango 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I didnt get it for a minute, and Im not a big fan of toilet humor, but that was a pretty funny joke.
From Belinda
PS: Star for you!
2007-08-18 12:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by Cheezos 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO I've been in that toilet and heard that music LOL
Excellent joke, I believe this is one of you're first well EXCELLENT START
2007-08-19 03:44:14 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ewwww! Funny!
2007-08-18 12:39:06 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha...What a corker, refreshing change lol
2007-08-19 03:33:40 · answer #7 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one.!!!
10/10 Tracey.!!!
Stilllll smillllling lol.!!!
2007-08-18 18:20:27 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-08-19 03:48:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If wit was sh1t, you'd be constipated.
2007-08-18 12:38:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋