Amnesia: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again
Bottle Feeding: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am, too
Defense: what you'd better have aroun de yard if you're going to let de children play outside
Drooling: how teething babies wash their chins
Dumbwaiter: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert
Family Planning: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots
Full Name: what you call your child when you're mad at him
Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right
Hearsay: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word
Impregnable: a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid
Independent: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say
Look Out!: what it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it
Prenatal: when your life was still somewhat your own
Prepared Childbirth: a contradiction in terms
Puddle: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it
Show Off: a child who is more talented than yours
Sterilize: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it
Storeroom: the distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything
Temper Tantrums: what you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children
Thunderstorm: a chance to see how many family members can fit into one bed
Top Bunk: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies
Two-Minute Warning: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises
Verbal: able to whine in words
Weaker Sex: the kind you have after the kids have worn you out
Whodunit: none of the kids that live in your house
Whoops: an exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge"
2007-08-18 12:17:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As a proud mother i can relate to all of these...lol
2007-08-18 20:54:44 · update #1
LOL Now that is good for any mum, regardless of their age to have a good giggle! And knowing we all can relate to each other...
2007-08-18 22:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding Opinions and meanings to all of them. Very True.......Such a Good Laugh! (smile)
2007-08-19 03:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by minnetta c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-18 19:24:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10/10
Did you make those yourself?
Even if you didnt, star for you!
From Belinda
2007-08-18 19:24:17 · answer #4 · answered by Cheezos 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sterilize...now thats funny because its soooo true.
a good laugh thank you
2007-08-19 10:28:58 · answer #5 · answered by ghandi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's Hilarious :)
2007-08-18 20:16:38 · answer #6 · answered by Cheryl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones so 10/10.!!!
Still smiling.!!!
Cheers Soulmate.!!!
2007-08-19 01:57:23 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is the most funny thing in the WORLD!
2007-08-18 20:59:06 · answer #8 · answered by froggiezzs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHH nice joke. here's a star. ^_^
2007-08-18 19:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one :)
2007-08-18 19:30:04 · answer #10 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋