There's an irishman, welshman and a beautiful girl sitting next to each other, girl in the middle, in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the welshman are sitting there looking perplexed. The Irishman is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.
The Irishman is thinking "Damn it, that welshman must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me."
The girl is thinking, "That Irishman must have moved to kiss me, and kissed the welshman instead and got slapped."
The welshman is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Irishman again.
2007-08-18 11:38:08 · 23 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao that Welshman is a real card.
star for you hun
keep posting
2007-08-19 01:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a long term sufferer of BOTH vertigo and claustaphobia I find the Dartford Crossing bit of a nightmare - in both directions. Haven't been there for a long while - but can't imagine it's changed - ie Bridge over (travelling South) and Tunnel back (returning North). Choice doesn't come into it. If you're OK on heights - the bridge affords 'good views' - but it can be rather breezy up there. If breeze turns to strong wind - or gales - they reduce speed limits even further. Toll booths (for both N/S traffic) are on the S side - and if you have plenty of loose change, you need simply toss the requisite coins into a bin - and drive on. Booths are manned - for awkward people who only have a £10 note - want change - and want to cause a mile long tail-back. It's a very 'busy crossing ' but works quite well most of the time. The occasional mishap CAN cause serious snarl-ups. I was a regular 'user' from the time the original SINGLE (2-way tunnel) was opened in 1963. They then had to build a 2nd tunnel - ie 2 lanes each - one N one S - but ever-increasing traffic made it necessary to build The Bridge. As said - the bridge caters for all southbound travellers - and the 2 tunnels cater for those going north. Quite easy - once you get used to it. ; )))
2016-05-22 05:46:59 · answer #2 · answered by christin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha the welshman is obviously getting a kick out of slapping the poor irishman.
:-)))
2007-08-18 11:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it still makes me giggle, can imagine the picture and the look on the irish guys face, poor bloke, its always the irish that gets the rough end of it hahahahahahaha
Morning to ya babe x x
2007-08-19 00:32:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good lmao
Heard a different version yesterday involving George bush, al Gore and Hilary clinton. Check it out if you get the chance.
2007-08-18 23:23:35 · answer #5 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Och if I tell my hubby that Irsh I will most probily get the slap nevr mind any one else.
2007-08-18 14:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
I seen that one here b 4 hope your not slipping
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2007-08-18 23:24:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one sneaky person.
2007-08-18 18:40:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny!
2007-08-18 11:44:17 · answer #9 · answered by Funny Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is so old its growing whiskers. lol
2007-08-18 11:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by freddiem 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋