Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork in his buttock. "If you don't mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"
"I can't," lamented the first man. "It's permanent."
"I don't understand," said the other.
The first guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Hasan the Genie. I can grant you one wish." And I said, "No s h i t."
2007-08-18 11:35:38 · 22 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ****** hey girl answered too many questions last night the would let me answer any more sorry *******
2007-08-19 02:15:12 · answer #1 · answered by fayem7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good one. It was hysterical. My friend asked what it meant but I didn't tell because I knew what it meant. Again, good job.
2007-08-18 18:40:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg too funny
10/10
thx for the morning laugh
keep posting
2007-08-19 08:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaaa maybe a spoonful of lactolose will shift it
Brilliant babe, howling with laughter here!!!!
2007-08-19 08:32:23 · answer #4 · answered by babyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-08-18 19:28:06 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,another good 1.
2007-08-18 18:59:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke there Calamity.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-08-19 02:14:15 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny mate
2007-08-18 18:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if he has that bunged up feeling!
2007-08-19 01:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-19 03:30:23 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋