A boy was in school and the teacher asks him, ''Bobby, what is round and red?'' Bobby says, ''A banana!'' The teacher says, ''No, Bobby, it's an apple, but at least I know that you were thinking.'' The teacher asks him again what is long and yellow and Bobby says, ''An apple!'' The teacher says, ''No
Bobby, but at least you you were thinking.'' Bobby then looked down in his desk and asked the teacher, ''What is 4 inches long, yellow and has red on the tip?'' The teacher says, ''BOBBY!! Is that what I think it is? A penis?'' Bobby says, ''No, it's a match, but at least I know you were thinking"!!
a star if you like it:)
2007-08-18 11:25:39 · 11 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmaooooooo heared this joke in form of jhonny version but still it is funny i cant believe bobby is just smart like his cousin little jhonny lol . i will defiately give u a star mate
lmaooo coo joke thnx for the laughter
2007-08-18 11:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
!) Why is it Johnny in the title and Bobby in the tale?
2)Was Bobby Chinese , Japanese or what?
3)Can you really get matches that long....4 inches?
4) I HATE BLOODY SPAM!
2007-08-18 11:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd day in college little Johnny have been given a detention. he went residing abode crying his mum asked "what's the concern" to which Johnny spoke back "I actual have been blamed for something i did now not do" mum asked "what grew to alter into into that " Johnny spoke back "my homework" do now not you in basic phrases love the little fella. get excitement from the day
2016-12-30 18:36:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-18 12:19:07 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oi I am Puma.
2007-08-18 11:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny.
2007-08-18 11:44:40 · answer #6 · answered by stephy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok i guess
2007-08-18 12:24:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..... never gets old
2007-08-18 11:46:45 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-18 11:48:39 · answer #9 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-08-18 12:02:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋