Q:How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
A:Wave at her
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A blonde a brunette and a redhead go to a museum and they on the museum tour when they come across a room with only a mirror surrounded by a red velvet rope. the museum tour guide says "This mirror is special" she says "If you look straight into the mirror and tell a lie you'll drop dead"
The brunette the redhead and the blonde beg to differ so they decide to try it out so this is how it goes:
Brunette:I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world *drops dead*
Redhead:I think I'm the smartest girl in the world*drops dead*
Blonde:I think...*drops dead*
If you think it's funny please star!:D
2007-08-18
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