want to record an annoucement on caller I.D. want it to be unique?

Answer 1

A really unique announcement would go like this:

ANNOUNCER: "Hello [BURP] - oops, ha ha. Just a few too many beers, you know."

BACKGROUND SINGERS: "Ha ha ha ha."

ANNOUNCER: "Now, then, where were we? Oh, yes - hello. You probably want to [BURP} - oops... want to speak to someone, right? Right.

BACKGROUND SINGERS: "Ain't nobody home you see. Ain't nobody home but me. You gonna hafta call again, take it from meeeeeeeee." {tune of 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough'}

ANNOUNCER: "Looky here, caller - you're wasting my time, so just try again later, ok? Ok.

[BEEP]

Answer 2

Say:
This is_____________, leave me a message and if you don't get on my nerves, I'll call you back!

I had this on mine for the longest and people loved it!

Answer 3

hi you have reached (your name), not john, not billy, not sara, not corey, not that guy, etc..........and just keep going

or just say "hello?...........hello?.........hello?" (then the other people calling you are like "what the hell why cant you hear me??"

then be like, "GOTCHA leave a message!!"