A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I almost had an affair with a woman."
The priest asks, "What do you mean, almost?"
"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.
The priest quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
"Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in."
2007-08-18 10:56:04 · 12 answers · asked by HUNNYMONSTA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
2007-08-18 11:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 01:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-18 12:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao. That Was A Good One!!
2007-08-18 11:06:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice choice of words
2007-08-18 11:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good one there Hunnymonsta.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
2007-08-18 19:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao nice one
2007-08-18 11:46:05 · answer #7 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that was brilliant! have a star x x x x x
2007-08-18 11:09:53 · answer #8 · answered by kiriash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good joke
2007-08-18 11:13:04 · answer #9 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol a star for that....i wonder if that will work for me
2007-08-18 11:08:03 · answer #10 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋