A blonde went into a global message center to send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost 200 bucks, she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in France!"
The man arched an eyebrow, "Anything?" "Yes, absolutely anything" the blonde promised.
With that, the man said, "Follow me."
He walked into the next room and ordered her to come in and close the door. She did.
He then said, "Get on your knees."
She did.
Then he said, "Take down my zipper."
She did.
He said, "Go ahead... take it out."
She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!"
The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly, "Hello.... MOM?"
2007-08-18 10:54:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-18 10:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2007-08-19 03:26:29 · answer #2 · answered by Frits R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats sick and funny at the same time! the last line was funny but the other parts made u think that they were going to do sumhing else... lol
2007-08-18 18:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by Me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one. Worth a star from me!
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2007-08-19 04:34:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololol funny.
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a girl was walking to school when a old man called her "hey girl can you climb up this tree and get me the fruit i'll pay u a dollar each". it was pretty early so the girl agreed. this happened for 3 days. on the third day, she went home telling her mom "hey mom this man gave me a dollar for each fruit i plucked". her mom went "are you stupid? he just want to see your underwear!!!!!"
and the girl said....
"phew that's lucky i didn't wear any!!!"
2007-08-18 23:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by ღ_Chrome_ღ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
V. funnyyy loooollll
2007-08-18 18:01:58 · answer #6 · answered by Z:) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-08-18 19:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think it is funny.And i know many very smart blondes
y do u assume they are dumb?
2007-08-19 08:05:00 · answer #8 · answered by tony s 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha lol!!!
2007-08-18 18:51:28 · answer #9 · answered by ajisfresh_*™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg so so funny thanks
2007-08-18 19:29:40 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋