Banta, suffering from impotence, went to see a specialist. The doctor gave him a prescription that he was to take faithfully three times a day, and always with food.
Two days later, Banta was at a formal banquet and didn't want any of the other guests to spot and possibly identify his pink and purple capsule of medication. So he instructed the waiter to empty the capsule into his soup, thinking he could eat his soup openly with everyone else, take his medication, and preserve his privacy all at the same time.
However, when the soup was served everyone received a bowl of it but Banta, who began feeling conspicuous and angry. He confronted the waiter and asked why he hadn't been served his "special" soup.
"Well, sir, I poured your medication into your bowl as instructed. Since then, I have been waiting for the noodles to lie down."
2007-08-18 10:16:41 · 11 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Shortly after they were married, Preeto was complaining to her mother about Banta's insatiable sexual appetite.
"He wants to do it fifteen times a day -- anytime, anyplace, anywhere; on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. I can barely walk anymore."
The mother advises her daughter to tell him she's on her period, which seems like a good idea.
So that evening, when Banta comes home from work, he proceeds to undress himself and Preeto.
She stops him, "I'm sorry sweetie, but it's that time of the month."
Banta gets up, looks at her and says, "It's all good honey. I understand."
He puts on a robe and walks away. Preeto is somewhat surprised at Banta's mature reaction, but a few minutes later, he returns holding two glasses and a bottle of Whiskey.
So she asks, "What's going on dear?"
"We're celebrating!", he replies.
"Celebrating? What exactly are we celebrating?" she asks.
"Oral Sex Week!"
2007-08-18 10:19:22 · update #1
ha ha ha looks ike sex pills work on noodles not on men
2007-08-18 23:07:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorite commerical is the warning to tell your doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.
I'll get around to tell the doctor but first I'm telling all my friends and everyone else I know....
2007-08-19 09:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-18 13:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah Banta....you go boy....
2007-08-18 10:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well what can i say,very well put haha a star on the way haha.
2007-08-18 10:26:30 · answer #5 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah
2007-08-18 10:22:27 · answer #6 · answered by sydgoldkid 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-19 00:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
Have a star!
The second one was best!!!
2007-08-18 10:24:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
crikey he is a bit horny!
2007-08-18 10:26:35 · answer #9 · answered by curlywurly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha lol.............
2007-08-18 11:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by ajisfresh_*™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋