Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner ton
2007-08-18 10:02:18 · 10 answers · asked by Divine Error 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
2007-08-18 10:02:40 · update #1
LOL! That's great; thanks for sharing and a star for you!!!
2007-08-18 10:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good one!
In the end:
2 apirins: 0,20$
single red rose: 5$
Warm breakfast: 20$
Saying the right thing at the right time: priceless
2007-08-18 17:11:08 · answer #2 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Worth a star for the laughs!
Cheers!!
2007-08-22 13:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice - I'll try it when I'm sober but pretending to be drunk - should get her to do some housework then perhaps !!!!
Have a star.
2007-08-18 17:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by deebee731 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-18 20:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes honesty is the best policy
2007-08-18 17:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit too long sorry and bad ending
2007-08-18 17:10:16 · answer #7 · answered by curlywurly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet
2007-08-22 14:14:16 · answer #8 · answered by intimadatein 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had me chuckle. Ta
2007-08-18 17:11:43 · answer #9 · answered by d h 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love this one very good. very good indeed
2007-08-22 17:11:24 · answer #10 · answered by one who has no name 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋