How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Hickory Dickory Dock,
3 mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The other 2 got away with minor injuries.
Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
STAR if funny
2007-08-18 09:56:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So so funny. Thanks. Have a star.
2007-08-18 11:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-16 01:42:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-18 12:57:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
too cute, lol. star coming your way. keep posting;)
2007-08-18 10:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
2007-08-18 19:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋