Get Out of School
The telephone rings in the principal's office.
"Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal.
"Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next week,"
says the voice on the line.
"Well, what seems to be the problem with him?"
"We are all going on a family vacation," says the voice, "I hope it is all right."
"I guess that would be fine," says the principal. "May I ask who is calling?"
"Sure. This is my father!"
2007-08-18 09:51:21 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oldie but goodie! I work in a call center, and taking an order from a young man, using his dad's credit card (obviously without his permission), I asked if I was speaking with the cardholder. He got flustered, and said, "This is my father!" I almost choked laughing!
2007-08-18 09:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hah; rumbled!! The tricky li'lle blighter,
PS have you ever read 'down with skool'? a lad called Molesworth is the main character, I can't remember the Author though, your spelling just made me wonder. lol xx
2007-08-18 16:56:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hes got thew voice down to a tee
2007-08-18 17:01:27 · answer #3 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2007-08-18 17:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by Gnasher 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg Johnny is too much lol. star! keep them coming
2007-08-18 17:14:34 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee have a *
2007-08-18 16:54:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-26 15:09:16 · answer #7 · answered by Genius 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 out of 10, you must do better, so il cancell that vacation & you need to come to school instead.
2007-08-18 16:57:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
nicee
2007-08-26 01:01:56 · answer #9 · answered by suni 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-08-24 15:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by Death.Note.fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋