A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia a few months ago. So she sends him a care package.
He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows.
He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park. Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his best friend's dick.
After a few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."
Now THAT'S a Dear John letter!
2007-08-18 09:43:21 · 11 answers · asked by sophia f 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im going to think of this joke everytime i eat coockies now. eww.
but the joke was funny in fact (even though i dont have divorce on my list of things to do) i think i might keep that in mind for future use.
2007-08-19 21:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful Joke ?! - lessons to cheating husbands. I have starred your Question-
2007-08-19 17:02:08 · answer #2 · answered by Jayaraman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeek given you a star
2007-08-20 11:41:50 · answer #3 · answered by Diamond 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lololololloloolol good 1
2007-08-18 09:53:47 · answer #4 · answered by yahooooooo! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
you get a star for this.
2007-08-18 10:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-08-18 10:00:34 · answer #6 · answered by Pete 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since u asked for it! *
2007-08-18 17:23:58 · answer #7 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cannot see anything remotely funny about this.Why have you put it in the joke section?
2007-08-18 09:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
HAHAHA I LOVEE IT!!!
2007-08-19 10:40:37 · answer #9 · answered by Nicole G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awsome!!!!
2007-08-18 09:55:47 · answer #10 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋