A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away, so he decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and "voila", everything else was automatic!! He really had good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. But when the fun was over, he found that he could not take the instrument off. He read the manual, but did not find any useful information.
He tried every button on the instrument. Some made the equipment squeeze, shake, or suck harder or less, but none would remove it. Panicking, he called the supplier's Customer Service Hotline. The farmer: "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It worked fantastic. But how can I take it off from the cow's udder?" Customer Service: "Don't worry. The machine was programmed such that it will release automatically after collecting about 2 litres of milk."
2007-08-18 09:17:59 · 21 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahhhahahhaahah
great
keep 'em coming
2007-08-18 23:27:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well Eddie got my vote. I'm sure the Toshiba has a concealed compartment hidden away for the remotecontrol-less version that has a premature ejector button to launch the lucky candidate into the stratosphere tâ¥ââ¤hey wish to languish in
2007-08-18 17:23:53 · answer #2 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW, that was hilarious!!! :D :D As soon as I got to the punch line, I burst out laughing! You got me rolling on da floor rite now! My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard. Anyways, that really made my day, so here is a star for u!
2007-08-18 16:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by TJ2007 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Along that vein.
An old lady, about 85 drove into the parking lot of a sex store.
She very gingerly stepped out her car, s s sh sh sh sha shak shaking.
She wa wa wa wal walk walked to the front door and op op open opened it.
Still shaking she made her way to the counter where a young man stood.
"Can I help you Madame", he said politely.
"Y ye ye yes yu yu yu you c c c ca ca ca can".
"D d d do y y y yu yu you c c c ca ca car car carr carry d d d di di dil dil d d d do do do dos"?
Holding back his uncontrollable urge to laugh, he replied, "Yes Mam, we have a large selection. Right over here".
"D d d y y yu yu you ha ha ha hav hav have a a a y y y y ye ye ye ye yel yel yell yellow wu wu wu one"?
"Yes, Mam. Here's one of our best sellers".
"D d d du du du do y y y yu yu yu you h h h ha ha ha hav hav have wu wu wu won a a a b b b bou bou bout a a a a ei ei
eigh eigh eight in in in inch inch inch es l l l lon lon long"?
"Yes Mam. How's this one"?
"Th th th tha tha t that that's th th th th the wu wu wu one".
"Would you like to pay cash or charge"?
"Nn n n no. C c ca ca ca can y y y yu yu yu you sh sh sh sh show m m m m mme h h ho ho how t t t t to t t t tu tu tu tu tur tur tur turn t t t th th th the f f f f f fu fu fuk fuk fuk fuk*** t t th th thin thin thing o o o of of off"?
2007-08-18 16:45:40 · answer #4 · answered by ed 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pull the udder one!
sorry, good joke though.
2007-08-18 17:10:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Defiantly gave me a laugh
2007-08-18 16:27:13 · answer #6 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one. It's going to be on their a long time. Maybe he should try some udderly butterly to get it off!!
:-)))
2007-08-18 17:49:26 · answer #7 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's in for a long, long ride.
When his wife gets home he's in for a long, long night(and a talk)
2007-08-18 16:27:02 · answer #8 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oups! Guess he sould of just waited for his wife then!LOL! I loved it!
2007-08-18 16:22:29 · answer #9 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THat is either a REALLY unlucky man or a REALLY lucky man =)
2007-08-19 09:04:04 · answer #10 · answered by Forksided 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋