Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
Men concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
2007-08-18 09:10:05 · 19 answers · asked by HUNNYMONSTA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All computers are masculine.
No female would ever go down so frequently
2007-08-18 09:14:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I want to say that my computer is a gal but it is definitely a man cause of the reasons. That joke is very funny by the way
2016-05-22 04:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that was hilarious!!! :D :D You got me rolling on da floor rite now! My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard. Anyways, that really made my day, so here is a star for u!
2007-08-18 09:16:55 · answer #3 · answered by TJ2007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks like i'd have to agree with the guys on this one.. thats hilarious!.. and oh so true..
my boyfriend spends half his pay check buying me things and updating stuff on his computer.. haha
its like his second girl.. LOL
2007-08-18 09:17:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. You get a star.
2007-08-18 09:37:51 · answer #5 · answered by Sally 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent x
2007-08-18 09:18:04 · answer #6 · answered by Kelly B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a star for making my day!
2007-08-18 09:14:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i like that, that's awsome! and very true lol computers are definetly males
2007-08-18 09:16:15 · answer #8 · answered by green_day_luvr_77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh very very funny. Have a star for your humour.
2007-08-18 09:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one. star for you. thx for the laugh. keep them coming;)
2007-08-18 09:46:18 · answer #10 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋