Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on the dog's point of view....
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid bulb!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
MALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
POODLE: I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet
2007-08-18 08:52:10 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You described my Lab perfectly!! hahahahahaha!!!
2007-08-18 09:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The border collie is by far the best choice. I love those dogs. And who doesn't need their wiring checked from time to time?
2007-08-18 19:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by ambergail1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, loved the cocker spaniel's response. 10/10, thx for the laughs, keep posting;) star on it's way
2007-08-18 16:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
liam llama x im a dog lover x (its god spelt backwards and when He created the dog he said .. take my place on earth be true and faithful and he named the animal after Himself) mans bestest friend x oh and it was a funny joke x
and a star for you x
2007-08-18 16:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by orac 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! I giggled while reading it! Here's a star for you!!! Do you have anymore?
2007-08-18 16:12:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you must have had some good advise this morming, anything to do with cutting and pasting coz its working
2007-08-18 16:41:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
rough rough haha good one a star on the way.
2007-08-18 16:01:14 · answer #7 · answered by Spot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good ha ha ha
2007-08-18 16:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are old jokes, but they're still funny.
2007-08-18 15:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by Morrigi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. Why change it, I like the dark!!!
2007-08-18 16:52:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋