There was a young fellow named Skinner,
Who took a young lady to dinner.
They sat down to dine
At a quarter past nine,
And at quarter past ten, it was in her.
(The dinner was in her, not Skinner--
Skinner was in her before dinner.)
There was a young fellow named Tupper
Who took a young lady to supper.
They sat down to dine
At a quarter past nine,
And at quarter past ten, it was up her.
(Not Tupper, and not the supper--
It was some son of a ***** named Skinner!)
2007-08-18
07:37:43
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