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Al Gore, Rosie O'Donnell & Leo DeCrappio are sitting in a hot tub...

2007-08-18 07:26:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Clever Screen Name-- YOU CALL THAT SPAM? That's the best U can do? In your masturbatory dreams, "little girl"!

2007-08-18 07:43:59 · update #1

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and Rosie farts, lol

2007-08-18 07:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by mi nombre 4 · 4 0

Al Gore Rosie O'Donnel and Leonardo DiCaprio are all in the hot tub, to pass the time Al Gore suggests a farting contest. Leo goes first. BRAPPPPPP! a few bubbles appear. "Not bad kid" says Rosie O'Donnell, "but it barely cause a ripple on the water" "You go next Mr. Ex-President" says Rosie. Gore lets fly with a ripper BLOORRRRRP! causing Rosie to bob in the water and Leo nearly fell out. Rosie says "Now THAT was impressive, but it's now my turn, but I gotta warn ya, I had two plates of baked beans and two large hot dogs with sauerkraut." Rosie lets go BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPPPPPPP!. Luckily Gore held onto the side of the tub. "Good God, he said was that an atomic blast? Are you OK Leo? ... LEO!! LEOOOOO!"

Leo cries out "I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!"

2007-08-18 15:06:59 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0 0

Al Gore says, is it hot enough for you?

2007-08-18 14:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0 0

and Al Gore goes OOHHH MAAAAN i have to get out of this hot tub i am causing Global Warming?

2007-08-18 14:33:05 · answer #4 · answered by youdidnotjustsaythat 5 · 0 1

britney spears jumps in! bubbles appear on surface and it gets silent! all of a sudden britney says "OOOPSS I DID IT AGAIN"

2007-08-18 15:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by alexxx! 2 · 0 0

and then a mystical cheese pops up out of nowhere.

2007-08-18 14:44:14 · answer #6 · answered by ♪ladida♪ 2 · 2 0

and Ann Coulter ads carrots, celery and onions to make liberal soup.

2007-08-18 14:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by Cappo359 7 · 3 0

No I can't finish it.
That just isn't a vision I care to elaborate on :P
Yuck.....gross....

2007-08-18 14:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by MommaBear 5 · 1 1

....I was gonna say and Rosie farts! {Great minds think alike}

2007-08-18 14:33:37 · answer #9 · answered by *Suga* 3 · 0 0

two lobsters turn to them and ask "Whatdu' in for?

2007-08-18 14:36:12 · answer #10 · answered by Forksided 3 · 0 0

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