Some more Limericks.?

Question

He’s charming and handsome and slim
But Mary is dumping her Tim:
He’s unfaithful and brash
And won’t put out the trash,
Although all the trash put out for him.


I awoke late last night in my bed
With a grandiose scheme in my head
For ascending Mount Everest,
But it wasn’t my cleverest,
So I went to the bathroom instead.


“This looks like two squid on two bikes,”
Said the surgeon of poor Michael Sykes,
As he held up the tumor
(He just loved stand-up humor
And could never resist open Mikes).


Arthur Jones to his bride-to-be said,
“I can shoot off this pear from your head.”
Then he missed by a hair,
But he still split a pair,
For there’s lead in the miss he misled


A gambler in debt far too deep
Was needing a way to live cheap,
So he planted by hand
Lots of crops on his land.
Now he just has to weed ‘em and reap.

STAR if funny

Answer 1

Lol nice here's another

There once was a man named crocket,
He went to the moon in a rocket.
The rocket went BANG!
His balls went CLANG!
And his dick ended up in his pocket.

Answer 2

Funny lol

Answer 3

They were all good ones. Here's another:

There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one!"
She said "Upon my soul, you're in the wrong hole!
There's plenty of room in the right one!"

Answer 4

Good one's

Answer 5

Ummm....
Funny!!

Answer 6

their once was a hermit named dave who kept a dead whore in his cave , you have to admit it stank like s.h.i.t but think of the money he saved...........

Answer 7

haha the second one is the best

Answer 8

good ones

Answer 9

Very funny, a * for you.

Answer 10

ha ha those are FUNNY you get a star =)