There was a young fellow from Sparta
Who was an incredible farter.
On the strength of one bean,
He played "God Save the Queen"
And Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata".
2007-08-18 06:36:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha that was hilarious. have a star.
2007-08-18 06:38:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! STAR 4 U!
2007-08-18 07:06:05 · answer #2 · answered by Dave 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, give me a try, there was a young woman from Brigadoon.
whos knickers whilst walking fell down,
the elastic went twang,
she fell with a bang
and the whole town saw a full moon. boom tish....
well it not half as good as yours but i only had a couple of minutes.
2007-08-18 06:55:39 · answer #3 · answered by hesofine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a guy called francis
who begged & screamed for a kiss
he jumped up and down
even on a clown
but settled for any young miss
2007-08-18 06:48:52 · answer #4 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. Best limmerick I've heard for a long time.
2007-08-18 06:43:46 · answer #5 · answered by joanneinstonebrewer 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey FH
You should have left the last line blank !!!!
for we to play.
2007-08-18 06:43:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that,here's a star for you.
2007-08-18 06:50:08 · answer #7 · answered by allen r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, not bad, have another (star, not bean).
2007-08-18 06:54:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How the f*** did you know I could do that??!!
You must have heard me, but I am not from Sparta...
2007-08-18 06:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by Mark F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol
2007-08-18 06:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we did not get to add a line though
2007-08-18 06:40:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋