Two men are talking to each other...
1: Do you know, when i die i want to die like my grandfather but not like my three uncles.
2: Well, how did your grandfather die?
1: He feel into a deep sleep and never woke again.
2: yes, well how did your 3 uncles die?
1: Well they were in the car with him.
:-)
2007-08-18 06:30:02 · 11 answers · asked by Dave 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's just a rip off from another joke.
2007-08-18 06:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wasn't the original quote:
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car"
I think it is more effective that way but it was a good try.
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2007-08-18 14:23:25 · answer #2 · answered by Confused 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2007-08-18 21:36:21 · answer #3 · answered by fdsd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a star
2007-08-18 13:58:44 · answer #4 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-08-18 13:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you are awful
Witty, but awful.
2007-08-18 13:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2007-08-18 13:37:37 · answer #7 · answered by joanneinstonebrewer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! Good one!
2007-08-18 13:48:29 · answer #8 · answered by T4T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very good
2007-08-18 13:45:41 · answer #9 · answered by allen r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahha!!!!!!!!!!
gosh :D
2007-08-18 15:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by Candee_Puffs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋