Evolutionists, what do you think about ducks?

Question

The other day I was watching TV and I saw a duck selling insurance. This duck proves that evolution is false.

Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri (before you ridicule her, say her name out loud) has shown that the chances that a population of ducks evolve into ducks capable of selling insurance is infinitesimal. This is because the ability to sell insurance confers no selective advantage on the ducks.

Therefore, since there is a duck with the ability to sell insurance, that duck must have been intelligently designed. Therefore, intelligent design is true. If intelligent design is true, then the Bible is literally true as well.

Take that, you mallard-lutionists!

Also, if ducks evolved, then how come their quacks don't echo? (I know this is just an urban myth but I'm ignoring that because it hurts my argument.)

Answer 1

Ducks play a pretty good game of hockey, too.

Answer 2

Oh my, you're quick to come to conclusions.

A) How do you know selling insurance is not an advantage.

B) If selling insurances is indeed a disadvantage, insurance selling ducks will most likely not become the regular species of ducks. Just because a treat is not an advantage does not mean it cannot occur.

C) However, it's much too soon to tell if selling insurance gives no advantage. For now we can only say insurance selling ducks are quite rare and they may just be a recent mutation. It's possible they won't exist very long.

Answer 3

What did God create first, the Duck or the egg? Did he create the Duck after his own imagine? Will another Book of Duck Genesis be written? Does this make Donald and Daffy apostles and Disney World sacred ground? And, lastly, should we start referring to Daisy as The Virgin Duck?

Answer 4

I'm engaged to a duck who made the million dollar club selling insurance 7 years in a row!!!!! He has an IQ of 190. We have 6 houses (in this country alone) and they all have a lake in the yard where we can swim and eat wet bread. We never have any disagreements, and are truly in love. I really don't think he evolved.

Answer 5

Not only is insurance sales an advantage, but it's just the beginning for duck-kind. As the great prophet Walt Disney (all praise his name) has foretold... ducks will one day rule the Earth. They will be billionaires, fly planes, be inventors, and will even be superheroes, among other great achievements. It won't be long until evil trembles when it hears, "I am the terror that flaps in the night!"

(Hmm... I wonder if dating oneself is a form of masturbation?)

Answer 6

But em adjineri didnt take into account that selling insurance was a vestigial feature of this duck species, which was originally mugging, and because it was neither an advantage nor a disadvantage, its genes drifted freely until this behaviour was developed.

Answer 7

There ya go with that name-callin' again.
And jest like always, ya missed the obveeous fact that those tricky ducks didn't do any sellin'.--It was them geckos they ate, who was doin' the talkin' from inside their bellies.
You'd think that you'd get a clue, when ya saw them ducks playin' hocky on yer T.V.,--- that they kin make a hole lot more money than sellin inshurence.
For a scientificalistic person, you don't seem ta be workin' wih a full set of test tubes;----no offence tho.
Sorri, but sumbody has ta tell ya, that ducks don't know nothin' bout no inshurence anyways, and if ya think that tellin' ya that, makes me one of them "Mallard-lutionists", then you better git yerself some help, caus I ain't ever even seen one a them Mallard-lutionists.
Any how,--didn't I jest tell you ta 'GIT',---ya better git on outa here,--- and I mean RIGHT NOW.

Answer 8

I love ducks because the get p*ssed. There's something intelligent about a duckbill with a temper.

Your creation theory is false based on the ducknamics of actuaries.

atheist

Answer 9

Ducks, as well as other animals including humans, are the product of intelligent design. The animals and humans were designed by the creator, then left to evolve into their currant state. With out change (evolution), life stagnates.

Answer 10

Beaver-duck is actual much less confusing to spell than ornithorhyncus, besides. i've got heard that as quickly as the 1st (filled) pattern of this animal became despatched to England, it became concept to be a faux, created by skill of the taxidermist. not astounding; it does seem as though something prepare out of spare aspects.