John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."
Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."
So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."
And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."
Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!"
The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does he always...
2007-08-18 06:04:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
talk to you like that," asked the officer.
"No," she replied, "only whens he drunk."
2007-08-18 06:05:22 · update #1
Sorry the last line should be "only when he's drunk."
2007-08-18 06:06:42 · update #2
ya ive heard another version of that joke but still hilarious... have a star!
2007-08-18 06:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by chess_is_best 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL now that is funny, people always try anything to get away from the law
lol
Thanks for that
Thanks
Ben
2007-08-18 06:10:12 · answer #2 · answered by bengreenslade2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i read this joke before, but there was other people in the car, so the wife didn't interrupt every time, they took turns. it was a lot funnier that way. but still, this one deserves a laugh. lol
2007-08-18 06:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by Guevara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Worst Wife Ever...
2007-08-18 06:09:05 · answer #4 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty good! Where did you get that?
I f you made it up you are a genious. Well, if you are anyway, that joke must have found you.......
lol
2007-08-18 06:11:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it...anyway ur jokes make me laugh keep em coming oh know i get it lol
2007-08-18 06:08:40 · answer #6 · answered by Bob B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heehee but its only a little funny
2007-08-18 06:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
some1 already posted one just like this like 30 minutes ago...
2007-08-18 06:08:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Omg! I would be furious with her! Good one.
2007-08-18 06:08:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL.............yes it was funny.
Thanks for sharing n have a great weekend
2007-08-18 07:53:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋