Ben decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy
had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed
Ben that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a
12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much.
However, Ben felt this was also the time for him to open up and
admit that he had a deformity too. Ben looked Sandy in the eyes and
said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an
infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."
She said, "Yes I will marry you because I love you sooo much and I
will learn to live with your infant-sized penis."
Sandy and Ben got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
Ben whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started
touching, teasing, holding one another...as Sandy put her hands in
Ben's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room. Ben ran
after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant."
"Yes, it is," Ben replied.... "7 pounds, 3 ounces, 19 inches long..."
2007-08-18 05:48:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that's funny! my eyes are watering just thinking about that!
2007-08-18 05:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that would go in one end and out of the other lol.
2007-08-21 13:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth a star
2007-08-18 07:00:21 · answer #3 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO that was so funny lol <333 â¥â¥â¥
2007-08-18 05:59:21 · answer #4 · answered by ♥johnna♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not even 6 months worth of yoga would prepare her
2007-08-18 05:59:26 · answer #5 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would say that is worth two stars **
2007-08-18 07:23:38 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmaooo!
Haaa imagne that!! =\
Lmao wouldnt she be pleased if it was rather..Large :P =s
2007-08-18 11:19:59 · answer #7 · answered by Chibi.Jan-x0 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...that was great. I'll have to share...my husband will love it.
2007-08-18 06:05:17 · answer #8 · answered by KS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha faf lmfao that is so funny.
"ouch!" springs to mind!
2007-08-22 04:33:00 · answer #9 · answered by mel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard there was a joke that was based on me, but which part
2007-08-18 06:03:04 · answer #10 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋