Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers.
Nicholas Cage, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present. Spielberg strongly desired the box office oomph of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to
select whatever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.
"Well," started Cage, "I’ve always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."
"Beethoven has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I’ll play him."
"I’ve always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I’d like to play him."
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"
So Arnold says........
"I’ll be Bach."
2007-08-18 05:44:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA! That is hilarious! That is definetly one of the funniest jokes of the last few days! Here's a star, thanks for the laugh! LOL!
2007-08-18 06:11:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA spectacular heres one for you we've been given informed the different day - a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to assert 2 words each seven years. After the 1st seven years, the elders carry him in and ask for his 2 words. “chilly flooring,” he says. They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years pass. they carry about him back in and ask for his 2 words. He clears his throats and says, “undesirable nutrition.” They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years pass. they carry about him in for his 2 words. “I stop,” he says. “That’s no longer dazzling,” the elders say. “You’ve achieved no longer something yet ***** on account that you bought here.”
2016-10-10 11:53:53 · answer #2 · answered by mechem 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boooooooooooo!
2007-08-18 05:49:55 · answer #3 · answered by Pecan Pie 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's a cute joke, but not hilariously funny.
2007-08-18 05:56:32 · answer #4 · answered by Emily & her mommy love Da Bears! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Did you just make that up. I'll be bach, I love it.
2007-08-18 06:21:51 · answer #5 · answered by peach 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! You're a riot. I like your icon too. Penguins are cool. A star for you my dear...
2007-08-18 05:48:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
does he really have an accent? im j/w....anyway good joke
2007-08-18 05:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by Bob B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it!
2007-08-18 10:50:52 · answer #8 · answered by D L R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..that was cute
2007-08-18 06:20:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, that was so lame!!!! im sry but its true! lol! :)
2007-08-18 05:48:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋