One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her
back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped, and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
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The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping, darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the TV remote."
2007-08-18 05:02:40 · 13 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol that was funny.
2007-08-18 05:07:35 · answer #1 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
I liked that one =D
2007-08-18 05:13:15 · answer #2 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just seen it and have a star V good
2007-08-18 07:04:37 · answer #3 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before. Still funny. lol
2007-08-18 05:15:10 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was kewl
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2007-08-18 05:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by ♥johnna♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw that posted yesterday but i don't know if it was by you or another people.
2007-08-18 05:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked this one, great
2007-08-21 02:39:48 · answer #7 · answered by summer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh. i get it! hahaha, very funny. good one! i l ove it!
2007-08-18 05:12:48 · answer #8 · answered by pinkpoodles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very gd
2007-08-18 05:35:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL LMAO
2007-08-18 05:10:10 · answer #10 · answered by Amber B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋