here's a contest for writing the funniest haiku. whichever makes me laugh the most will get best answer.
if you don't know what a haiku is it's a poem that has three lines. the first having five syllables and the second having seven and the third having five again. it is generally unrhymed. and here's an example written by your's truly:
i wrote this haiku
with out saying anything
and you just read it.
2007-08-18 05:01:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
army girl that is NOT a haiku! i have deemed you suckish!
2007-08-18 05:09:59 · update #1
so that's how it is army girl? idk but it looks like you might just get best answer.
2007-08-18 05:13:05 · update #2
this haiku contest
is completely pointless, but
I mean no offense
2007-08-18 05:10:16 · answer #1 · answered by Katie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not normally a haiku writer but i gave it a go A passion withheld intoxicated by bliss another vacant.
2016-05-22 02:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.A mourning dove feeds
In a marijuana bush
And sings a high coo.
2.Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
3.Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
2007-08-18 05:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by Sultan Cartman 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My lunch turning cold
My dog peeing on my leg
My mind is haiku
2007-08-18 05:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Man's written haiku
Ended quickly on line two.
2007-08-18 05:28:00 · answer #5 · answered by J C 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
spider pig
spider pig
does whatever a spider pig does
Hello?? I've seen suckier questions from you!! I just wanted 2 points!
2007-08-18 05:07:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
oh dear you need a life
you very sad little man
guessing your a sex offender ?
2007-08-18 05:10:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am very bored
y am i doing this now?
again, i am bored
there. its pretty bad. but i got 2 points so idc. (yay) :)
2007-08-18 05:19:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dog is big
my dog is smart
feed her a fig and she will fart.
not a hiku but it is funny
2007-08-21 09:22:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋