I did the whole thing with track lights and grey carpeting, but everybody told me it was too gay. The waterbed didn't work out too well either. The whole back end of the trailer fell off the blocks and the front end is sticking way up. And its leaking now too.
Should I polish up the washers in the front yard. Women like washers.
2007-08-18 04:32:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Decorating & Remodeling
Mmmm...vibrating washers. Can you fix it so that it's on the spin cycle all day long? I hope you can handle the noise it makes when I'm on one.
2007-08-18 04:44:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Gosh you rich folks. I think the fact that you own ur own trailer would impress the ladies enough. Too bad bout the waterbed those are hot. I agree track lighting is gay. When i redid my (rented trailer) I found some lovely things in the fingerhut catalog. You know fountains with the Virgin Mary spraying water out of her nose and adorable metal butterflies to stick to the outside of the trailer. The washers are nice you could add an old sofa and a fire pit that would be cozy.
2007-08-18 05:05:35 · answer #2 · answered by Margo is better than you are 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should use the washer under the trailer as a jack to keep it from toppling over and even it out. If you'd fill the washer with water it could even serve as a level. Put up some fake styrofoam props that look like ice bergs and paint them grey to match your your decor and call it the Titanic Trailer since it's already tipping straight up one side.
If you need a director for the set, feel free to call, I'm in the Yellow Pages, under Props R Us. My slogan is, "if life is a stage why did I forget my lines?"
2007-08-18 05:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you don't mess with perfection. There's a reason they don't make those anymore, they got the reputation of being "the Divorcemobile". I know if you're driving a 77 Pacer you got more nookie than you can shake a stick shift at. Now if you're telling me that you are driving an "American Man's Car" and not getting any, then one of two things either you're lying to us, which is totally not cool and a very unPacerlike thing to do. Or the only thing you can change on the car to make it a babe magnet is the driver. Now come on bro spread the truth, how many ladies have sung for God in the backseat of that love machine of yours?
2016-05-22 02:25:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds cheesy to me, but if you want young kids it may work but any mature woman would not fall for that, we would see right through it.
It's not the polishing of the washers that attracts the woman if anything, it's the person doing the polishing and how they look doing it that gets their attention.
2007-08-18 04:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by unknown friend 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Plant some flowers in the toilets in the front lawn.
Bathe the dogs.
Put some bling on the pink flamingos.
Take your underwear off the ceiling fan.
2007-08-18 05:03:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you usually can make a magnet by wrapping wire around the object you want to make into a magnet and run a current through it...in your case you could wrap yourself in money and pucker up
2007-08-18 05:04:37 · answer #7 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, get a stripper pole. It totally attracts the ladies! Secondly, get a heart shaped bed, thats not made of water, because you dont want it bursting when you are getting jiggy with it! GOODLUCK!
2007-08-18 08:54:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PINK FLAMINGOS, DUDE.
totally.
Oh and put up Christmas lights up all around the trailer and around each window to add some flair
2007-08-18 06:27:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Paint a mural of a naked mythological goddess on the outside... chicks dig that. They'd come over in droves!
2007-08-18 05:15:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋