3 men
phonebox ring. man 1 answers. phone man tells him blow up car. man 1 blows up car. phoneman ask "how many letters in alphabet.
man1 "26"
phoneman gives him money.
phonebox ring. man 2 answers. phone man tells him blow up lorry. man 1 blows up lorry. phoneman ask "how many letters in alphabet.
man2 "26"
phoneman gives him money.
phonebox ring. man 3 answers. phone man tells him blow up building. man 3 blows up car. phoneman ask "how many letters in alphabet.
man3 "24"
phoneman asks "how".
man3 says "i just blew up B&Q"
for those who don't know B&Q is a hardware store.
2007-08-18 03:56:18 · 42 answers · asked by Crimson Crow 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea aboslutley
it made my day :)
2007-08-18 03:59:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
why did the phone man told man 2 to blow up lorry but, instead man 1 blew it up?
2007-08-18 04:01:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man 3 blows up BMW? B&Q not a car. Lame.
2007-08-18 04:05:42 · answer #3 · answered by Blouspook 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You said, "phone man tells him blow up building. man 3 blows up car". So how did he blow up B&Q when he blew up a car??
2007-08-18 04:04:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whack
2007-08-18 08:11:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no cuz man 3 blew up a car and not teh building whic was b and q
2007-08-18 04:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funnier if I knew what B&Q was already.
But yea its pretty good.
Get this one a new resturaunt opened up and without realizing it she named the store :
Kristies
Kountry
Kitchen
Guess who doesn't like the name?????
2007-08-18 04:08:33 · answer #7 · answered by cgriffin1972 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny considering I lost a limb in a hardware store explosion.
2007-08-18 03:59:05 · answer #8 · answered by Frank S 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it aint funny and i dont get it sumthing to do with the B & Q letters, i dunno
Anyway B&Q aint just a hardware store, it sells loads more!!!!!
lol, thats my bit for the day
2007-08-18 04:01:43 · answer #9 · answered by Nathan Thorn 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
At first glance I didn't understand but after reading it again I did understand.It's not too bad it's okay.
2007-08-18 04:05:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some people like some not but i like it
2007-08-18 04:00:36 · answer #11 · answered by lisa28 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋