2007-08-18 03:28:45 · 4 answers · asked by megnalon 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He is in Bollywood, making indian movies with Raj Kapuru.
Now seriously, since 26 January 2007, Chuck Norris is a co-host on the popular Fox News Channel debate program "Hannity & Colmes", alongside Alan Colmes.
And back to jokes, always remember this:
- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
- Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
- Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
- Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Some people wear Superman pijamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pijamas.
- In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
2007-08-18 04:36:46 · answer #1 · answered by KLAUDYU 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, cuz you cant find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you
2007-08-18 13:14:13 · answer #2 · answered by iluvchristianity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's practising his skills in the jungles of Viet Nam!
2007-08-18 11:26:08 · answer #3 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
whereever it is I'm sure he's beating some body up.
2007-08-18 11:14:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋