One day, Miss Dagger walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.
On the first Friday, she asks, "How many grains of sand are in the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer.
The following Friday, she asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer. Frustrated, Nemesis decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend.
2007-08-18 02:33:22 · 13 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So Thursday night, Nemesis takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question," Nemesis empties the bag to the floor sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing.
Then Miss Dagger says, " Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"
Immediately, Nemesis stands up and says, "Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday!"
2007-08-18 02:34:52 · update #1
That was so funny....everyone's looking at me Oops.
2007-08-18 09:11:55 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are 261 work days in a year, that adds up to 2088 hours of work (8 hours a day). At my job, I get 20 days of vacation a year, and 13 days of sick leave. That's 264 hours. I get 10 holidays a year, which is another 80 hours. This reduces my total hours at work to 1744 hours, or 218 days. I'm allowed a 15 minute break in the morning and a 15 minute break in the afternoon. That reduces the total to 1635 hours. So, in a given year, I work 204 full days, or 78% of the time. Basically, it works out to where If I had total freedom over when I use that time, I could take off 1.1 days a week and still work the same amount of hours that I normally work. :)
2016-05-22 01:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg Cosby! Lmao thx for the laugh. keep em coming;)
2007-08-18 04:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol @ Bill Cosby
2007-08-18 02:41:37 · answer #4 · answered by Pyro Dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahhahahahahahhahaha, you getting quite a reputation on here, but i'm off work on monday and revenge shall be mine, lol.
2007-08-18 03:05:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrific.
2007-08-18 02:45:13 · answer #6 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a star for a star
thx
2007-08-18 05:15:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
non teneas aurum totum quod splendet ut aurum.
All that glitters is not gold
Brilliant!
2007-08-18 03:00:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny.
2007-08-18 05:27:44 · answer #9 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes gonna love yer for this
2007-08-18 02:55:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋