A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours, drinks them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three more. The bartender's having a slow night and apprec- iates the business, but is also concerned.
"Hey buddy, slow down. What seems to be the problem?""
The guy answers, "I went on a week-long business trip, and had to leave my wife alone. I've had my suspicions about our next-door neighbour, so I hung a weight from the bottom of the bedspring just above a bowl of cream."
The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the guy another. "So you came home and found cream on the weight?"
The guy downs his fourth whiskey sour and says, "It's worse than that. The cream had been churned into butter."
2007-08-18 02:21:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny.
2007-08-18 02:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by Beau R 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hee hee, thats v funny! Have another star
2007-08-18 02:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-18 07:14:10 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..that was so funny
2007-08-18 02:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha like it
2007-08-18 02:24:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! Can't stop laughing now !!!
2007-08-18 04:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by crystal_heart100 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. Did you make this up?? Made me smile, thanks.
2007-08-18 02:26:16 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U have the greastest jokes!
2007-08-18 02:29:02 · answer #8 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
Needed a laugh today, thanks!
2007-08-18 05:10:25 · answer #9 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋