Two men went hunting. Joe had been hunting all his life, but Steve was hunting for the first time. Joe told Steve to sit down and not make a sound. So he did.
But when Joe got 100 yards away, he heard a scream. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" he said.
"Well, I was when the snake bit me," said Steve. "And I was when the bear attacked me... but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, 'Should we eat them or take them with us,' I screamed."
2007-08-18 02:19:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
we aint talking acorns here myk pmsl
2007-08-18 03:14:44 · update #1
you got yours to come kenneth
2007-08-18 03:15:17 · update #2
l need your help calamity
2007-08-18 03:16:08 · update #3
quite correct mr x
2007-08-18 03:16:56 · update #4
suzanne r, me and you have got to have words, when you got a min plz
2007-08-18 03:18:27 · update #5
very good have another star to your thousands
2007-08-18 05:04:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee.
Good'un!
In a similar vein, a man walks into his pyschiatrist's office wearing nothing but underwear made of Saran Wrap.
"Well," says the shrink, "I can clearly see you're nuts."
2007-08-18 02:23:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny. I can't understand him making so much noise over a couple of little nuts!!!!
:-)))
2007-08-18 03:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahhahahaa, supprised me and phil weren't in that one mate lol.
2007-08-18 02:22:37 · answer #4 · answered by smila 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-08-18 02:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol ouch! have a star from me, keep them coming;)
2007-08-18 04:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think they would get them through the winter months
2007-08-18 02:56:53 · answer #7 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
Would've hurt a lot if they did....hahahaha
2007-08-18 02:24:31 · answer #8 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a good cure for brothel sprouts.
2007-08-18 03:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep em coming!!xx ;-)
2007-08-18 02:29:27 · answer #10 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋