Lawyers!!!!?

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.

2007-08-18 00:31:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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funny...are you in med school?

2007-08-18 02:33:49 · answer #1 · answered by Susana m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Very good. I think I know that attorney.

2007-08-18 00:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by regerugged 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

what an idiot!

2007-08-18 02:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋