Three newly married couples meet on a cruise ship that they're spending their honeymoon on. They're all sitting at a large dining table one evening with a large spread of appetizers and entrees around them. One husband, drinking coffee, decides to be clever, he asks his new wife, "would you pass me the sugar, sugar?" His wife is all flattered and says, "of course dear."
The second husband, drinking tea, decides to join in. "Would you pass me the honey, honey?"
She passes the honey, saying, " anything for you darling."
The third husband, seeing how happy the other two wives are, sees his chance to make points with his new wife. Motioning to a platter on the table he sweetly asks his wife, "would you pass the pork, pig?"
2007-08-18 00:01:18 · 5 answers · asked by seadog 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh burn!
2007-08-18 01:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-18 07:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. Never heard that one before. Nicely done.
2007-08-18 08:12:47 · answer #3 · answered by davegretw1997 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, thats one heck of a husband!
2007-08-18 07:15:28 · answer #4 · answered by Guevara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahohohohostar for u heeheehee.sea dogy.
2007-08-18 07:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by neelisu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋